Brandon gets up bright and early on a busy day. He wants to get a coffee... Driving into town, he stops at a Starbucks. It's after 7 and a red chain is still locking the door. He drives over to McDonald's, which he knows is a 24 hour branch. He attempts to park his scooter on an empty sidewalk, and a security guard walks up to him. "You can't park here," he says to Brandon in Chinese. Brandon was rather taken back by this guard who looked almost like a police. "There's other people parking here..." he replies in Chinese. "They are but you can't." "I'm just going to run into McDonald's and come back." "You can't park here, and McDonald's is not open." "Of course McDonald's is open, it's open 24 hours and I see people in there!" "Well THEY are in there but you can't go in. It's closed." "See the sign?? it's 24 hours!" "You can't go there."
Flustered, Brandon drives away and has to buy a coffee at KFC. Which has the worst coffee...
Flustered, Brandon drives away and has to buy a coffee at KFC. Which has the worst coffee...